Speaking after the match in a video on the official TOWIE website, Jake said: "Any men that want rub body lotion and do selfies all day, they are not real men. They go on like they're alpha, but we showed them as underdogs what real men do."
Team Real saw Jake, Tommy, Dan Edgar, Liam Blackwell and James 'Diags' Bennewith playing against Team Alpha's James 'Lockie' Lock, Pete Wicks, Jon Clark, Chris Clark and Mike Hassini.
Tommy continued: "It weren't even a victory, it was a takeover, six - nil. They didn't even get near the goal."
Jake added: "This was life or death for me. We've got heart and we're real friends. We had to win that game. They're boys that are cringey."
But, what has Pete and Lockie got to say about their loss?
"Lockie's performance was the same as the rest of ours... sh*t," said Pete.
Lockie added: "I wasn't disappointed. The best team on the day was out on pitch and it just wasn't our day, we just take it on the chin. We're dignified losers. But listen, they might have won the battle, but they certainly haven't won the war."
Lockie said he actually wants to go one-on-one with Jake: "I'm bigger, faster, stronger, and anything he thinks he can do, I can do better."
It must be said, the boys' banter has reached new heights this series with insults flying left, right and centre! We wonder what will happen next?
TOWIE airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 10pm on ITVBe.
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