From sex (obvs) to exes (obvs) to, um, safari dangers in the middle of Portugal, here's our pick of the most memorable quotes of episode six:
(Warning: explicit content.)
1. Gina to Olivia, who said she might pass out:
"Do you mind passing out somewhere else, 'cos I'm just speaking here."
2. Jordan on why he and Megan want Scotty and Nancy together:
"We are King and Queen of this villa and we need a Prince and Princess to back our corners."
3. Kieran on getting a date with Olivia:
"Finally I have a girl I can actually have a conversation with, out of the way Gina the bunny boiler."
4. Gina on Olivia getting a date with Kieran:
"I knew that would happen anyway. Olivia likes Italian c**k. She is literally going from willy to willy to willy. Just to warn you, it isn't that big either."
5. Olivia on Gina:
"Gina is an irritating little bitch, like shut the f*k up. I would happily never look at you again because your face offends me."
6. Megan on Naomi's singing:
"Naomi obviously thinks she's Queen Bee of the villa. She's up there practicing. She's trying to be Alicia Keys and it really ain't f**king working. She sounded like a f**king strangled cat, mate. I didn't even have to warm up. It's called natural talent."
7. Nancy on Scotty and Lacey:
"You're like Peter Pan and she's your shadow."
8. Olivia on Gina:
"She's just annoying. Her voice just grates on me. You're so immature, it's like speaking to a four-year-old. I can't stand the girl, actually. Her voice is too high, the decibels."
9. Megan on Kristina's arrival:
"Who is this f**king Harry Potter bitch?"
10. Megan on Gina:
"I feel sorry for Gina, Kieran has f**ked her and ducked her."
11. James, when asked if he'd slept with Kristina:
"No, I haven't even fin*erblasted her or anything. I necked her."
12. Chet on Gina:
"She sounds like a wild cat."
13. Naomi on Megan:
"Megan doesn't like me because I'm not up her ass. Sorry, bitch get used to it."
14. Chet on the 'safari' in Portugal:
"I'm buzzing to see the animals like tigers, lions. What animals are on safari, even?"
15. Gina on the 'safari' with Kieran and Olivia:
"This is the worst situation to be in right now because I can't even leave or I could be ate by a lion."
16. Scotty T on Nancy:
"I don't want to see Nancy getting upset any more over this f**king situation so I'm going to take her advice and choose the right path and hopefully that path leads directly to her f**king box."
17. Naomi on Jordan, after Megan accused her of finding him hot:
"I actually don't find him attractive… who said I like your f**king man? He looks like a f**king kid. He has no f**king body and skinny little f**king bitch legs."
18. Megan on Naomi during their row:
She thinks she's the big girl in here, mate, she ain't the big girl, mate. I'm the big girl! Let's get things straight, I'm a better singer than her, I'm better looking than her, and I've been here half the time she has been in here and I probably have more friends than her."
19. Olivia on Megan and Naomi's fight:
"Megan is a psychopath and Naomi's a crazy bitch…"
20. Scotty T's plan for Lacey's night:
"Right, I'm going to go and see Jordan and Megan, come back, I'm going to lick your a**, and then we're gonna go to go sleep."
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