Read on for the most wow quotes of the episode and, obvs, be warned, they're really rather sexual... You have been warned!
1. Scotty T on his love triangle:
"I am pure confused. It's Nancy, Lacey, Nancy, Lacey. I might as well have a f**king threesome and get it over with."
2. Jordan on Megan:
"It's sometimes really hard to have a deep conversation with Megan because in the back of my mind all I'm thinking is, I want to get you naked and f**k you."
3. Nancy on Scotty T:
"He will definitely fit in with the tree climbing as he's like a big fat gorilla anyway."
4. Kieran on Gina:
"F**king Tablet of Terror stitched me right f**king up. I have to stay a full night with whiny ass there."
5. James on Gina:
"I spend five minutes with the girl and I get bored."
6. Scotty T on Lacey and Nancy:
"I don't know which bird to bang. I'm pretty sure half my brain is in my d**k."
7. James to Olivia:
"Oi. Have you got a bra on because your nipples are pointing out."
8. Olivia to James:
"You may be good looking but you haven't made me c** in the whole three years I've been with you."
9. Scotty on Lacey:
"I need to keep things on a smooth level with Lacey because at the end of the day I still want to stuff her."
10. Kieran on Gina:
"While everyone was out having a good time and I have to stay with Gina, I might as well make the most of it and f**k her."
11. Scotty T on Lacey:
"Lacey is like a blonde bombshell, playing games with me asshole."
12. Kieran on Gina:
"The only good thing about the date last night was I got to shoot my load. I banged her. I'm done. Now I'm moving on to the next."
13: Chet on Helen:
"I love your t*ts, I love your ass. I literally love everything about you, I'm not gonna lie."
14. Jordan on Scotty and Lacey's sex exploits (see 11.):
"She's a right little goer. I wouldn't ask a girl to do it, put it that way, but if she wants to go down there she can crack on."
15: Scotty T on Lacey:
"Lacey licked my a*se mate, I don't know if I can detach myself from that."
16. Kieran on Gina:
"She's only known me three days and she won't leave me alone. The girl is a f**king bunny boiler."
17. Kieran on Gina:
"Never, ever in a million years in my life would I get in a relationship with you."
EOTB continues Tuesday at 10pm on MTV.