The former TOWIE star was gifted a cardboard cut-out of his gorgeous wife to keep him company while she's abroad in Africa filming the new series of BBC show Our Girl.
Then Janet Street-Porter decided to give Michelle a makeover by adding two thick brows to her picture. Why, you ask? It's because the panel had just been discussing Kate Middleton's darker eyebrows earlier in the show.
As Coleen Nolan pointed out, Michelle looks gorgeous no matter what she wears or does!
Later, Mark was also gifted a pillow with Michelle's face on it so he could kiss her goodnight even when she's not near him.
"If the papers are anything to go by, she went away at Halloween but she doesn't go until next month so I have a couple more weeks with her," he said.
"We'll talk on FaceTime. It saves a lot of agg! Same as we do when I'm filming Take Me Out: The Gossip. She doesn't come and I'm away for a month so we FaceTime and phone each other."
Michelle is playing Corporal Georgie Lane in drama Our Girl, which follows the army medic on a dangerous mission in Kenya. She takes over from previous star Lacey Turner, who has returned to EastEnders.
A BBC rep said: "It won't be an easy posting as she has to earn the love and trust of her fellow soldiers, and the greater respect of her commanding officer, while working alongside aid workers in the world's biggest refugee camp. Kenya will be full of surprises that will challenge Georgie professionally and personally."
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