No! If there's one person we'd absolutely love to see twirl around the Strictly dance floor while being covered head-to-toe in sequins, it's Mary.
But that's just not going to happen, as despite coming across as one of those effortlessly graceful types, Mary has claimed that in fact she's got no coordination and would embarrass herself in front of the nation if she took on the challenge.
The celebrity chef said that although she enjoyed watching the show, she wouldn't star in it herself.
When asked what the last TV show that she turned down was, she told Radio Times it was Strictly.
"My husband and children would kill me," she said. "I have two left feet and would make a terrible fool of myself."
Ah well, that still leaves I'm A Celebrity or The Jump as contenders, right? We can probably cross off Celebrity Big Brother thanks to all the constant drama taking place...
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