Cadbury are searching for a new Milk Tray Man, and a slew of celebs fancy themselves for the job. Well who wouldn't want to land this gig? Unlimited chocolate and no 'what to wear' panic.
Nice poses, boys.
Speaking to Reveal, Joey said: "I think I'm the perfect Milk Tray Man. I'm born to do it. The Milk Tray crown is being handed down, and we need to find someone worthy of the job.
"You've got to be brave, confident, like chocolate, cool, charming and reem. If I could pick anyone for the job, I'd pick myself, Joey Essex." Fab, if only it was that simple.
Joey and Made In Chelsea's Spenny were so keen to swan around with Milk Tray for a living (or for a photo-shoot at least) that they donned the iconic black polo necks and attended a special bootcamp to learn the ropes.
The 80's Milk Tray Man, James Coombes put the celeb recruits through their paces as they tried out their best Milk Tray Man poses and did some 'adventurous stunts' because chocolate is a serious business.
However, James revealed that the participants, including Shaun Williamson, Thom Evans, Robbie Savage and Denise Lewis all failed. Gulp.
"I'm not sure we've found our winner," he said (no-one tell Joey please). "It's a difficult role because it isn't all about action; we want to find someone who has that thoughtful and caring side to them."
TOWIE's Pete Wicks, anyone?! How did they miss him out the bootcamp...
So basically Joey, Spencer and their celeb mates did all that hard work for nothing, and the search is still on. If you're thoughtful, caring and daring with a serious sweet tooth, give it a go!
The search is still on: apply at www.newmilktrayman.com
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