It turns out there's more to the Bake Off judge than just mouthwatering cakes and floral bomber jackets. According to resident joker Sue, the 80-year-old cook "can twerk until the cows come home", which is probably even longer than twerking poster girl Miley Cyrus herself can manage.
Sue told Alan Carr on Chatty Man: "She has been marvellous. I had my book launch yesterday and Mary was drinking like a 19th century pirate with full winking; hollow legs until the end.
"She is magnificent. It's such a swift action. She can knock it back. The rest of us fell by the wayside and she was still dry eyed, bushy tailed."
Alan then asked Sue how Mary was coping with her being named FHM's 74th sexiest woman in the world, and by the sounds of things, she's living up to her coveted position!
"Listen, you don't get to see Mary's booty because we film from the waist up but she rocks it." said Sue
"She can twerk until the cows come home. No, she has got it. I'm annoyed she isn't higher. The campaign starts now."
Anyone else want to party with Mary after hearing this news? We reckon it would be the wildest afternoon tea ever, and the tastiest.
Alan Carr's Chatty Man will air tonight, October 9, on Channel 4 at 10pm.
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