On last night's episode of TOWIE, a giggling Lydia told Georgia Kousoulou and Chloe Lewis about her other half's antics.
Lydia said: "He didn't know how to turn on the washing machine. Completely oblivious. I had to educate im on things like the milk goes in the fridge. Most people wake up to an alarm clock, I wake up to the sound of a fart in my face which isn't ideal!"
She went on to elaborate: "It gets in my mouth. I gag. That's a major problem!"
A laughing Arg immediately took to Twitter to declare: "Excuse me Lydia, I have never farted in my whole life… haha."
Lydia thinks differently, however, as she tweeted: "I #LoveArgBecause although he farts in my face every morning he makes me cry with laughter every day."
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