On last night's episode of the ITVBe show, we saw GC speaking with pride about her nether regions while having a bikini wax.
Watched by BFF Bobby Cole Norris, she said: "I actually pride myself… I'm mega confident because I know I now have a designer vagina. I paid £2,000 and my vagina is perfect now. It looks like something you would see in a movie."
"I've never seen anything that looks so perfect. It's like a new penny! That's £2,000 well spent. I would rather have a la la like that than a cheeky trip to Marbs."
Yep, that conversation really happened!
Unfortunately, it seems Gem has nobody to share her new purchase with… She and Bobs decided to throw a singles-only party on Sunday night to try and end their love droughts.
Gem's been missing out since before Christmas, while Bobby's had nine months single.
"I mean, that's ridiculous!" he lamented. "A baby can be born in nine months! I have such a drought on! I am crying out for a tsunami of men."
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