Nope, we're not kidding. Put down your phone and step away from the TV, because this deserves your full attention.
The vid starts with the footballer standing in tiny blue boxers and a grey vest mid-photoshoot, showing off his muscular, tattooed physique.
Clearly a bit bored of posing in his pants, Becks then makes his way outside for a breath of fresh air, only to find himself locked out (and yep, still in his pants...)
There's only one thing for it. He showcases his manly, fearless determination by jumping over some railings and onto the roof, before stripping off his vest in slow motion.
The clever clogs then uses his vest to help him slide down a zip wire, while glancing at a David Beckham Bodywear for H&M advert he's spotted behind him (what are the chances?!)
He makes it back to the studio in the nick of time, only for his pants to catch on a strategically-placed nail, ripping them off to leave Becks standing red-faced in his birthday suit.
Oh David, what are you like...
Watch the full video below:
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