As I near the big 3-0, I've noticed more and more engagement, pregnancy or moving in statuses from my online pals.
They're so incredibly incessant that it can sometimes feel like everyone in the entire world is getting their s**t together apart from you.
Look friends, we are happy for you. But it gets kinda boring when you see it every single day.
Every day another "incredible proposal video" goes viral. Surely people are running out of ways to pop the question by now?
Well, for those of you who feel peed off and bored of an announcement-clogged news feed, behold Benita Abraham.
Benita, who lives in Long Beach, California, celebrated something that's really important in her life - her career.
In an announcement post to rival all others, she shared some recent job news on her Facebook. And it was hilarious.
Captioning an album of ridiculous photos of her cosying up to a framed job offer, she wrote: "So excited to share my happy news with my FB family!
"I finally found my soulmate, my perfect match, my boo. After 7 long months, I found the perfect job with a company that truly cares about its employees and one I will learn so much from.
"#employed #myboo #loveatfirstinterview #LTR #careergrowth #perfectmatch #photoshoot #notjustforbabiesmarriagesandbirthdays #workin9to5"
Benita we love you, you comedy genius.
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