Nope, neither have we. But apparently, they are just a few of the things Twitter followers would like to see cloned in chocolate.
To mark the launch of their clone-a-willy kit – a chocolate molding kit that allows you to transform your partner's bits into a chocolate replica – Simply Pleasure - asked their followers to tell them what they would most like to clone.
Most men and women chose their partner's bottoms as a cheeky chocolate treat.
"I've always wanted to really bite it!" one follower said about her husband's derriere.
Other popular body parts for cloning included tongue, nipples, boobs and feet.
Some suggestions were less risqué - from teapots to houses, strawberries, cucumbers, and even Yorkshire puddings.
The winning entry simply tweeted a picture of a phallic three-pronged vegetable and asked: "Can I get this carrot cloned in chocolate please?"
But celebrities were some of the top choices. "Could I cover Donald Trump in choccy and then wait for him to go solid and smash him to a billion pieces?" one follower asked.
Stars such as Jessica Alba, Olly Murs, Johnny Depp and David Gandy were among the favourites people wanted to see cloned in life-size chocolate form.
Hmmm… an edible David Gandy. Now, that doesn't sound so bad...
By Gemma Wilcock
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