But that's exactly what happened with Diane Murray during a recent hotel stay!
She'd decided to finish off her meal with a traditional plate of cheese and biscuits, but was pretty surprised to see they'd swapped savoury crackers for a sweeter option.
Amongst her chunks of brie and cheddar, there were a whole array of sugary biscuits, including bourbons and jammie dodgers.
Somehow, we can't quite imagine this culinary pairing working!
Steph Kerr, Diane's stepdaughter, took to Twitter to post a snap of the bizarre mix, writing: "If you need cheering up, here's a photo of the time my stepmum asked for cheese and biscuits at a hotel."
Diane, who is an NHS manager from Ayrshire, Scotland, has refused to name the hotel or its location. But she did hint she might make the reveal if her followers donate to Comic Relief.
We think we'll stick to a cuppa with our digestives!
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