In fact, police had to step in and pepper spray the pair, before escorting them through the bar completely naked!
The woman, 23, and man, 30, had taken to a toilet for some lavatory loving at Stanley Jefferson pub in Bishop Auckland, Co Durham.
Staff were informed that there were "loud noises" coming from the ladies at around 8.30pm, but had to resort to calling cops when the couple refused to come out.
Despite officers bursting in on the act, the duo continued to kick up a fuss.
A source was quoted in The Sun explaining: "The bloke went crazy, shouting, swearing and punching. He was pepper-sprayed and dragged out in his birthday suit."
And it didn't stop there, as a female cop attempted to dress the woman, but failed miserably.
"Every time the officer got an item of clothing on her she was removing it... The officer managed to force a pair of trousers on her. She was then escorted out in cuffs with her top half on full display."
Durham police confirmed that a couple have been bailed over a "public order offence".
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