According to new research, the perfect break will last eleven days, cost £603.52 and should take no longer than four and a half hours to fly there.
Meanwhile, the dream hotel will just be 10 miles from the airport and have a pool, unlimited free films and an all-night bar for those cheeky midnight cocktails.
It should also be no further than a seven-minute stroll to the beach, where you can sunbathe to your heart's content, reading The Game Of Thrones or a celebrity biography.
A spokesperson for Monarch Airlines told the Daily Star: "We all dream of going on the perfect summer holiday and we strive to go on it one day."
It looks like our next trip away has a lot to live up to!
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