Cheeky mum Jodi Field has put her pert bottom up for sale on eBay, promising to get it tattooed with a design of the winning bidder's choice.
The mum-of-one, 26, is taking the bids on tattoo space on her bum to raise money for the charity Help For Heroes.
Brave Jodi, from Epworth, Lincolnshire, has promised to go under the needle and get inked with any design, no matter how weird or wacky.
She said: "Everyone is asking me if I am worried about what people might choose. It's a tattoo and it will be there forever, so of course I am!"
Bonkers Jodi promises her behind is a completely blank canvas, adding: "You really can choose anything you like. It could be your name, a pattern, the logo of your company, or even your face!"
The only thing Jodi is ass-king, is that the tattoo isn't racist, homophobic or in really bad taste. She's even invited the winner to go with her to the studio when she gets it done - or she'll send them photographic evidence.
The bidding is currently at £629 and rising!
"If you look at what the armed services do for us every day, this is nothing," Jodi added. Wow!
Bid for Jodi's bum here!
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