Kicking off the weekend in style, the bespectacled comic brings us celeb-fuelled antics, top chat and musical performances.
Tonight's guests are stars of forthcoming West End comedy Barking In Essex, Lee Evans and Keeley Hawes.
Dragons' Den's Kelly Hoppen, Peter Jones, Deborah Meaden and Duncan Bannatyne also join the line-up, plus Sharon Osbourne reveals all about her return to The X Factor.
Music this week is from Rizzle Kicks who are performing their new single, 'Lost Generation'.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man, C4, 10pm